Tiger.Fucking.Woods. We got a rare treat this past weekend we got to see legacy Tiger, we got see see early 2000’s Tiger. Tiger came out and smoked the competition he is unarguably back. There’s people out there talking about “Oh well it isn’t a major so he isn’t really back” are you literally incapable of thought? Yes it was a 30 man tournament, but it was the BEST 30, It’s not like he went out and smoked amateurs, Tiger crushed the best in the game and that’s a huge accomplishment, Tiger showed this weekend that he’s capable of winning any tournament that’s coming at over 40 years old. If you look into it tigers already got the most wins, Snead’s 82 wins are impressive however some of them don’t even count as three of his wins come from a 36 hole tournament according to PGA tour policy for an event to be considered a tournament it has to be at least 54 holes. If you take this into account Tigers already won it and is the best to have ever played the game without an argument. However, if you don’t take the wins from Snead, Tigers going to win at least 3 more tournaments, Snead won the last one of his at 52. Tigers got a lot of golf left ahead of him and he’s going to crush this record and become untouchable. Congratulations Tiger Woods, enjoy banging every single Hooters waitress within 100 miles you stud.
Well let me just say, my bet on Tampa for the second half paid off, it may have saved me even, its not even Monday Night Football if I don’t place a second bet to cover my first. Let me start off by saying I’m going to use a good amount of Fitzpatrick puns, so if you don’t want to see those, well that’s too fucking bad. Fitzmagic still has got it, yes yes I know the Buccs still lost, but they did have a pretty glorious comeback try and went for the Steelers throats. The first half of the game we saw a different QB, we saw Fitztragic, the guy that gets traded around the NFL like a pocket pussy on Blue Mountain State. However, Fitzpatrick went into the locker room and obviously had a meeting with his fairy god mother or some shit because Tampa almost formulated a comeback, and Fitz transformed back into Fitzmagic again. Tampa still looks really good, and I like them as a playoff team. Now lets talk about the Steelers, they pulled out the win and Le’veon Bell is going to get traded, James Conner is the man for the job and is literally being paid 200,000 dollars less for his whole season than Bell would make in a single game. This is a win-win situation, we’re going to see the Steelers save some serious money, and Bell is going to go to a team that needs him, and to be quite honest he’s going to have an insane performance on any team in the NFL. Want to give a shout-out specifically to Vance McDonald, who legitimately murdered Chris Conte with a devastating stiff arm, and there’s never even going to be a trial. So from a fantasy standpoint I am winner this week, I had James Conner, JuJu(in the flex of course) and Mike Evans and I’m in a PPR league so you do the math on that one. I’ll do another blog later today probably on Tiger Woods being completely and unmistakably back, and maybe another one on the games i like this week and my picks, give the twitter a fucking follow you scum bags @degensportsblog
Well being wrong on your first prediction? Going to level with you folks it does not feel good, granted we’re at halftime and all I need is a 1 point victory for Tampa to cover, crazier comebacks have occurred *Reference Patriots 2017 Superbowl victory*. Let’s talk Fitzmagic, the first two picks he threw were and still are inconsequential as they weren’t his fault, first one happened on a popup when a linemen got his hands on it, and the second one Mike Evan’s didn’t run his route correctly (third one falls on him though, fucking garbage pass). Although he threw three picks essentially back to back, he came out the next drive and wasn’t afraid to sling the ball for a huge gain to Evan’s, dudes got balls of steel, its like getting turned down three times in a row at the local bar and asking the next girl you see if she wants to fuck. The second half belongs to Tampa and I smell a comeback coming. Also real quick on the new roughing the passer rules, they’re ruining the fucking game, from what I’ve gathered so far if a player sneezes on a QB, Its about a 600 yard penalty and the team loses their first round picks for the next 35 years. They’re punishing 300 lb dudes on this rule that literally cant stop running because they’re essentially a mac truck going downhill in a snowstorm without brakes. Its bullshit and it’s not only ruining football, but its causing a rift to form between myself and my bookie because, well quite frankly I cant pay the dude if I keep getting screwed like this.
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So here it is, ill start off by saying i’m a horrible person, and a horrible writer, one of the worst in existence quite possibly, but my ideas are so good that the public needs to hear them and who am I to rob you of that? There’s going to be a blog up tonight about Tampa Bay VS Pittsburgh, (I took Tampa Bay on the spread because i’m not a total fucking moron) and its going to be pretty fucking good. Expect Fitzmagic (I guess that’s a trademark now thought I would throw that in there for legal purposes) to decimate Pittsburgh’s defense, there’s more holes in that shit than Swiss cheese. I’ll talk more about Monday Night football in a post later tonight or tomorrow, and I will gloat when the Buccs do exactly what I said they will do, dominate. Follow the twitter @degensportsblog there’s gonna be some great content on there. Ill be cranking out a few blogs a week on an absolute Adderall fueled binge while trying to balance work and avoiding my bookie, so check them out.