There’s so many names we could choose for the Blue Jackets that would be extremely fitting for them right now. They just swept the Tampa Bay Lightning, who just had a historic season and had perhaps the NHL MVP on their team.
They told him he would never be here again. They told him he was washed up and that he would never win another major. But with all the doubt on him and against all odds, Tiger Woods showed us all he is still the best of the best in the PGA.
Listen. I’m a Tiger fan boy, there I said ot. I’ve watched the dude since I was a kid, and I respect the way he gives it all on the course, and to denny’s waitresses.
These motherfuckers must be spiking their Lucky Charms with Human Growth Hormone because they have absolutely demolished any pitcher they’ve faced so far. Currently it’s the bottom of the 2nd inning against Nathan Eovaldi and they’ve launched 3 solo homers. They scored 12 runs on 5 home runs last night on Opening Day. These crazy sons of bitches are just destroying everything they see and it’s not fun to watch as a Sox fan. They might win every single game this season. They could put a 5th grader on the mound and still hit enough home runs a game to win every single game this season. We are witnessing history, folks. The Seattle Slammers would also be way cooler than the Bronx Bombers, mainly because they have to hit the ball significantly longer to get it out of T-Mobile Stadium. Just absolute insanity.
This shit right here is why I love football, just as much happens in the off season as it does in the regular, granted this years off season movement began with a Robert Kraft tug job.
Shoutout to the DameTime! Network, a podcast network run by my good buddy Duke Large. I’m going to be starting my own podcast called Just Dingers with two other dudes. We’ll be talking all the hot shit about the MLB and I’ll probably give some hot takes. If you enjoy my blogs, then definitely check out the podcast too. I’ll be posting a link when the podcast is up and running. Stay tuned folks ⚾️
Antonio Brown just posted this picture some 5 minutes ago on Twitter