Dion Lewis Isn’t Good Enough To Talk Shit To The Patriots

Hell yeah, it’s personal. When you go cheap, you get your ass kicked”

Those are the words that come out of the mouth of this weeks stupid fucking moron of the week. First things first, remember who the fuck you’re talking too, were Mark Wahlberg you’re Donnie Wahlberg, were Eddie Murphy you’re Charlie Murphy, aka you’re shit in comparison, and you’re barely the best running back on your team so checkity check yourself before you wreckity wreck yourself.Continue Reading

NFL Week 10 Just Makes No Sense

What the actual fuck. The Browns are smoking Atlanta, the Patriots are losing to Tennessee who I guess is good but thought they were a joke until today, the Saints are performing necrophilia on live TV by fucking the Bengals to death, Matt Barkley is humiliating the Jets which isn’t really an accomplishment but it when you throw a TD to your left tackle it kind of is, oh and kickers continue to prove why they should be paid an annual salary of 12 dollars because they have no idea how to do their job. First of all as a Patriots fan let me say this fuck the titans, now that that’s out of the way we can get to the real issue at hand which is the fact that our defense was easier to tear apart than wet dollar store paper towels.Continue Reading

There’s A Disgusting Epidemic That’s Sweeping The Nation And We Need To Talk About It

I know what you’re wondering, what is this blog even going to be about? I just discovered a form of privilege more disgusting than white privilege: Patriots fan privelege. Did you know that some teams don’t even make it to the playoffs?! I just found that out and I swear to God I almost threw up. I couldn’t believe it. We as Patriots fans need to step back and truly check out privilege: I did out the math and since Tom Brady has been QB we have made the playoffs in 15 of our 17 seasons. Statistically, we have a 88% chance of making it this year. We need to step back and just have the whole team stay home so some other chances might have a chance of beating us. I don’t know about you guys, but out privilege is showing this year and it needs to stop. Okay now that the blatant sarcasm is done, how great is it that were Pats fans? I mean legit every year we have a chance of winning the superbowl, while other teams are just garbage. Thank God I was born in New England. Long live Thomas Edward Patrick Brady JR.

Boston Sports > Literally Anything Else

I mean when you can watch the Red Sox just obliterate the Astros, and in the same night can see the Celtics sexually assault the 76ers on live TV, it’s just a great time to be alive. The Sox look really good, and they’ve got the win in 5. The Celtics are technically undefeated right now and there isn’t a single human on earth who can argue that point. The Bruins have literally only lost 1 game so far this season. And the Patriots just beat one of the best teams in the NFL Sunday night. Here’s a bold take for you: Were going to win it all this year. Everything. The super bowl. The Stanley Cup. The NBA Championship. And the World Fucking Series. Boston sports is coming for every other sorry excuse for a team’s throats. Because we are superior and dominant in every single damn way

Patriots VS Chiefs Over is 59 And You Bet Your Sweet Ass I’m Betting It

I mean when you see an over like this, you typically want to tuck your tail between your legs and run the fuck away, but I’m a degenerate and I’m dropping every cent I can spare on it. I get it you’re thinking “but I’m a pussy Tyler, how can I bet the over?” well that’s easy, grow the fuck up and place the bet. The Chiefs offense is unreal right now, and are playing against a shaky Patriots secondary. However, the Patriots offense has a spark to it right now, with Julian Edelman returning to the field last week, and Josh Gordon becoming more confident and comfortable every week on the field, while the Chiefs defense is statistically one of the worst in the league. I cant tell you who’s going to win this game but I can tell you that this is going to be a high scoring game that will go over 60, turn off your night lights, conquer your fears, and place the bet.

I am 1 – 2 For Bets Going Into The 4 O’clock Games But The Patriots Won So Whatever

Well. The Tampa Bay and Atlanta bets just didn’t pay off. Tampa Bay primarily because they’re flat out horrible. Viagra could literally create an Ad campaign showing Tampa Bay’s first 2 games as a man in his 70’s using Viagra, hard as a rock and unbeatable, and then the other half of the ad campaign would be Tampa Bay’s last 2 games as a man in his 70’s who stops using Viagra, soft, sad, and a flat out joke. Atlanta on the other hand, played a great game, they just lost to the Bengals at the last second, which I am going to say is primarily because they called the Andy Dalton fumble an incomplete pass when in reality it was fumble and whoever was officiating that game should jump off a bridge for that call. However, the Patriots performance made up for it, they looked amazing today, just wrecking the Dolphins dreams of having an second undefeated season. Josh Gordon being on the field created amazing opportunities for the other players on the Patriots Offense, and I am excited to see what happens this Thursday when Tom Brady gets his favorite target Julian Edelman back on the field. I still have a couple of bets out there tonight that should let me cover if nothing else ridiculous happens, so I am thankful for that at least.