Ellen, you have no god damned right to shave off the legend that was Julian Edelman’s beard. I didn’t watch the episode so I don’t know the full context of the situation, but I don’t give a shit.
I mean don’t get me wrong, I’ve been gloating every single chance I get to any fan who I can irritate, because well it’s my sworn duty as a Patriots fan, but I’m still slightly depressed.
I wanna start off with some simple math. 6 divided by 18 is .33333333, or some say 33%. 9 divided by 18 is .50. 6 divided by 9 is .66. Why do these matter? Six rings in 9 tries over 18 years equals domination. The Patriots won the Super Bowl last night and even though I was way too sloshed to remember everything, the highlights refreshed my rotten memory.
We belong here! We have earned this season in and season out. We have proved that we are the best to play the game time and time again. Tom Brady will continue to prove he is the greatest on repeat like a scratched up linkin park CD.
First off, I’m going to give a shoutout to my buddy Duke Large who runs a basketball podcast called “DameTime!” on his website. He shouted out Degenerate Sports on there and I’ll return the favor for him. I’m a feature guest speaker on his latest episode so give it a look at dukelarge.com.
I hate to be the one to say this, I really do. But does this 10 year old need to get his fucking ass beat?
You guys dont get it, you non-believer heathens that follow Teams that aren’t led by our lord and savior Thomas Brady. But if you were a Patriots fan, you would realize it’s not as fun as it seems.