This shit right here is why I love football, just as much happens in the off season as it does in the regular, granted this years off season movement began with a Robert Kraft tug job.
Let’s face it, dudes a great tight end HORRIBLE football announcer. Jason Witten seemed straight up umcomfortable as an NFL announcer, like a female jail nurse being left alone with prisoner Bill Cosby.
Hey everyone here’s me impersonating the Eagles “We have one QB on our team that can get us to the playoffs what should we do with him?” “Let’s get rid of him” “wow what a great idea let’s spit in each others mouths until we throw up”. That’s pretty much a direct quote and I’ll risk my life on that.
So? It was at a massage parlor. America was built upon the foundation that if you go to a massage parlor you can get some rub n tug action and feel no shame even if you’re crazy old and I will defend that freedom until I die.
This dude can run! 97 yards and 2 TD so far today, if you had to guess, those are running back statistics, not a quarterbacks.
What a douche. I’m not a rocket scientist or a NFL player who makes millions of dollars every season, however I can use my normal plebeian brain to tell you that you shouldn’t hit a QB when they’re sliding.