Texas Tech upsets Gonzaga, Virginia outlasts Purdue, Auburn stuns Kentucky, and Duke shits the bed and finally loses as Michigan State slaps their dick across the Blue Devils’ foreheads. These 4 teams cut the nets and are dancing into the most exciting playoff semifinals in all of sports.
Lets be real, Dwayne Haskins was never going to win the Heisman. It was always a competition in my mind between front runners Tua Tagablahblah or the much easier to pronounce name Kyler Murray. From the ease of saying the name alone, Kyler Murray was already a few votes ahead of Tua.
Okay, these Jerseys are fucking dope. Like where the hell can I buy one of these?
The Urban Meyer era is over at Ohio State University after this season. As an avid OSU shit talker, this makes me giddy. Never has a team annoyed me as much as the Buckeyes, and I’m a Boston fan.
3. Notre Dame
I love it. I love when you think “holy fuck they’ve always been the underdog, and now they’re favorited to win” and then reality hits, and Ohio puts their big meaty clackers on Michigans forehead.
First off, I’ll just let y’all know I’m a Bama fan. Yeah I may be a bandwagon, but I’m from New England and I was at Bryant-Denny when the Tide completely shut down Fournette and paved the road for Derrick Henry’s Heisman season. So suck on that.
I saw most of the Bama-Tennessee game and I can honestly say Tua Tagovailoa is the most electrifying college quarterback to watch for me other than Kyler Murray. Those two stud muffins should be the 2 front runners for Heisman. Both guys led their teams to blowout victories against conference rivals and continue their spectacular seasons. A big win for Clemson against fellow ACC team NC State was also convinced me that they’ll end up in the playoffs. I believe they’ll round out the top 3 and the 4th spot is a big time toss up.
I really do hate the Big 10. I can’t fucking stand Michigan and their khaki-wearing, ugly-faced, couldn’t coach for shit in the NFL, head coach Jim Harbaugh. Penn State should change their name to Rape Coverup College. All of the schools in the Big 10 are basically located in states that could be nuked and the country could go about their lives not giving a shit. Except maybe Minnesota, Mall of America is dope. I especially hate OSU and most of the players that come out of there. They are THE worst. And seeing them get blown the fuck out by Purdue, a team that’s actually been playing well lately but still shit, was orgasmically satisfying. They’ll probably drop out of the top 5 and could potentially tarnish their season. I could maybe see Michigan being a top 4 team; although I hate them, you gotta love Karan Higdon. They beat MSU in a close game and was vital since they’ve literally been Michigan’s daddy in recent years.
The PAC-12 had some exciting contests as well, most notably Washington State upsetting the Ducks. Justin Herbert got outplayed by Gardner Minshew, who had 4 TDs opposed too Herbie’s 1. Tough blow for the stud junior gunslinger who’s put Oregon back into relevance. Washington beat Colorado behind an alright performance from Jake Browning, keeping them in the mix for a top 10 ranking. No other teams in the conference are ranked but Stanford has a chance solely because of Bryce Love.
Finally, here’s my favorite games from today:
Alabama 58 Tennessee 21 (Tua is a monster and a mother fucking stud)
Oklahoma 52 TCU 27 (Absolute destruction of arguably one of the shittiest mascots. Horned Frog, so ugly)
Temple 24 Cincinnati 17 (Nice little upset for the Owls)
Purdue 49 OSU 20 (Just kidding about the Horned Frogs, Buckeye is the worst mascot. Looks like a fat ugly potato but is called a horse chestnut. So much to hate about Ohio. They call soda “pop” and they have the city of Cleveland. Gross.)