Drama queen shit head Kyrie Irving is most likely going to take his happy ass somewhere else after Boston fans marveled at his game and gave him great support for 2 seasons. He went from my current favorite player to being one of my least liked players solely because of the toxicity he brought to the Celtics way.
I wanna start off with some simple math. 6 divided by 18 is .33333333, or some say 33%. 9 divided by 18 is .50. 6 divided by 9 is .66. Why do these matter? Six rings in 9 tries over 18 years equals domination. The Patriots won the Super Bowl last night and even though I was way too sloshed to remember everything, the highlights refreshed my rotten memory.
As much as I would hate to see the Pats lose to the Phins in their house, it’s a definite possibility. Brady’s squads have gone 7-9 in Miami and the Dolphins are 5-1 at home this season.
I usually don’t post rants about my favorite team but here we go.
It’s summer 16, and I’m on a flight from Minneapolis to Boston after a trip to see some baseball. The pilot announces to the cabin that we are going to land shortly in what could be the future home of NBA superstar Kevin Durant.
What a fucking time to be alive! Boston has won their fourth world series in 15 years. The Dodgers couldn’t even compete with us, it was a totally one sided series. To top it all off, we finished them off in LA which is icing on the cake.
These are the moments we live for. These are the moments we wait all year for. We are lucky enough to be in the World Series. Not only that, but were going to fucking decimate LA. Fuck these Red Sox in 5 or 6 predictions, were going for the throat and were sweeping LA. LETS FUCKING GO BOSTON!!!! THE BENDER STARTS NOW