Oh no, not again. Big Dick Nick is getting yet another chance at overcoming incredible odds and winning the Super Bowl for the second year in a row.
“Hey I’m Adam Ottavino, I’m an ignorant sack of dicks, and I could strike out Babe Ruth every time.” Bitch please. The words coming out of your mouth are more toxic than mine after a night of binge drinking and Taco Bell.
As much as I would hate to see the Pats lose to the Phins in their house, it’s a definite possibility. Brady’s squads have gone 7-9 in Miami and the Dolphins are 5-1 at home this season.
So you’re telling me that Rudy Gobert gets ejected for slapping a water bottle? Jesus H. Christ. I’m surprised NBA rating haven’t plummeted in recent years.
Some people think Giannis Antetokounmpo is the best player in the Eastern Conference after LeBron’s departure. The Greek Freak broke out as a triple-double god a couple years ago while playing point guard for a Bucks team who hadn’t yet found themselves.
The Urban Meyer era is over at Ohio State University after this season. As an avid OSU shit talker, this makes me giddy. Never has a team annoyed me as much as the Buckeyes, and I’m a Boston fan.
In baseball, a 6-0 ballgame is fun to watch because it shows a team’s dominance in both offense and defense. In football, people expect a lot of offense and still like to see their team be able to stop another’s attack. But a 6-0 score in football is about the equivalent of watching a silent movie about a tree waving in the wind for 3 and a half hours.