I usually don’t post rants about my favorite team but here we go.
The NBA is has been full of surprises so far. Some teams have been shitting the bed worse than Chipotle customers and some teams are exceeding expectations. The 5 teams I’m gonna list below are the ones that caught my eye and performed better than expected. There’s also one team that has been shitty besides great expectations.
How the fuck is it already week 11? Season goes by WAY too fast, like the time I lost my virginity. Anyways, best game of the week is a no-brainer. The 9-1 Rams VS the 9-1 Chiefs, a football game that was definitely not moved from Mexico because of field conditions, but because the NFL wanted to make some serious fucking money off of it, which they can make way more of in LA.
It’s summer 16, and I’m on a flight from Minneapolis to Boston after a trip to see some baseball. The pilot announces to the cabin that we are going to land shortly in what could be the future home of NBA superstar Kevin Durant.
Zach LaVine has been on a tear through the Bulls’ first 14 games. He’s emerging as an elite scorer in the league and he used to be considered some guy who can jump really high and dunk really well. I don’t think anyone saw him scoring 27 points per game at any point in his career, and in his fourth season he’s been going hard.
What the actual fuck. The Browns are smoking Atlanta, the Patriots are losing to Tennessee who I guess is good but thought they were a joke until today, the Saints are performing necrophilia on live TV by fucking the Bengals to death, Matt Barkley is humiliating the Jets which isn’t really an accomplishment but it when you throw a TD to your left tackle it kind of is, oh and kickers continue to prove why they should be paid an annual salary of 12 dollars because they have no idea how to do their job. First of all as a Patriots fan let me say this fuck the titans, now that that’s out of the way we can get to the real issue at hand which is the fact that our defense was easier to tear apart than wet dollar store paper towels.
Nicholas bigdick Mullens (you have to assume that’s his middle name). This kid came out of nowhere, granted he had a blowout against one of the worst teams in the league, but I mean 34-3 in any venue is seriously impressive. Mullens went 16 for 22 and 262 yards with 3 touchdowns and no interceptions.