My 5 Favorite Week 11 Matchups

How the fuck is it already week 11? Season goes by WAY too fast, like the time I lost my virginity. Anyways, best game of the week is a no-brainer. The 9-1 Rams VS the 9-1 Chiefs, a football game that was definitely not moved from Mexico because of field conditions, but because the NFL wanted to make some serious fucking money off of it, which they can make way more of in LA.Continue Reading

My NFL Top 4 Power Rankings

Okay so number one isn’t exactly a fucking surprise, it’s the Saints. They’re the team to beat whether you’re in The NFC or AFC. Their ability to make big plays by land or sea is incredible, doesn’t matter where the hole is in your defense, they’re going to find it and exploit the hell out of it. Keep an eye out for Veteran Brandon Marshall, if they find a way to incorporate him into their offense efficiently it will just add to their big play opportunities.Continue Reading

NFL Week 10 Just Makes No Sense

What the actual fuck. The Browns are smoking Atlanta, the Patriots are losing to Tennessee who I guess is good but thought they were a joke until today, the Saints are performing necrophilia on live TV by fucking the Bengals to death, Matt Barkley is humiliating the Jets which isn’t really an accomplishment but it when you throw a TD to your left tackle it kind of is, oh and kickers continue to prove why they should be paid an annual salary of 12 dollars because they have no idea how to do their job. First of all as a Patriots fan let me say this fuck the titans, now that that’s out of the way we can get to the real issue at hand which is the fact that our defense was easier to tear apart than wet dollar store paper towels.Continue Reading