Red Sox VS Yankees Is The Best Rivalry In Sports

I really want to start out this post with what’s on everyone’s minds, FUCK the Yankees, and FUCK their fans, they’re garbage people. Okay, now that I have properly vented my feelings, as necessary per having Massachusetts blood in me, we can move on. The Red Sox VS. the Yankees is undoubtedly the best rivalry in sports. I mean, try to prove me wrong. You wont be able to, during the normal season there’s nothing like it. However, when you have Red Sox Yankees in the playoffs it’s electric. It’s something so real, but at the same time it’s intangible. It’s a beautiful time of year where southie dudes are likely to just beat the shit out of anyone wearing Yankees gear. But, on the other side, Yankees fans will do the exact same shit when the games move over to the Bronx. The Red Sox are going to crush the Yankees in this series, and they’re also going to win all the fights in the stands. So in my unbiased expert opinion, go Red Sox, fuck the Yankees.

Bruins Losing 0 – 7 In Their Season Opener Isn’t A Good Look

It’s never great for your team to just be straight up destroyed like a male entering a relationship with a Kardashian in their first official game of the year. It’s always hard to see this in the first game of the year, it kind of ruins the tone for the rest of the year. However, there was a redeeming moment, and that’s when Brad Marchand just started feeding Lars Eller the combos. It’s not the most inspirational thing in the world to see your team down 0-7 but when Marchand defended our honor by just beating the living shit out of Eller for celebrating, it starts to feel a little bit better.

Chad Johnson Is A Savage

Okay Ochocinco, I see you. Chad Johnson just lurking on Twitter, waiting for tweets from randoms like this so he can let everyone know how dominant his sperm is. I mean Johnson is a legend, and clearly his sense of humor and genetics are as well. The former pro wide reciever as of January is confirmed to have 7 kids, all with different moms, I mean this is kind of what pros do, they bounce from city to city and just drop loads because there isn’t a condom strong enough to stop their top tier sperm. It is really good to see him have a killer sense of humor and not killer actions (see OJ Simpson). It would he cool for him to have like 15 more kids, and bring a new team to the league called the Newark Johnsons (because they would obviously be a New Jersey team) which would make Football 500% more interesting than it already is.

October Is The Best Time To Be A Sports Fan

October is always such a good time to be a sports fan, football has been on for about a month, baseball playoffs kickoff (Rockies beat the bitch-ass Cubs last night), hockey starts tonight, and basketball starts on the 16th, (Celtics are playing the opener, where they’re going to show why they’re the biggest threat in the NBA this year) not to mention you have McGregor Vs. Khabib this weekend. I mean, name a better time of year than this? You have a great game to watch on TV almost every single day, and towards the end of the month you see girls somehow find a way to turn a Where’s Waldo costume sexy (shout out halloween). I cant really think of a better time of year, the air gets crisp, pumpkin pie and egg nog start showing up on the shelves at the grocery store, sports all the time, and as previously mentioned, scantily clad Halloween women.

Brooks Koepka Smoked a Lady So Hard With a Golf Ball She Lost Her Sight

Damn Brooks, just straight up blinding bitches in France. Brooks Koepka has an average ball speed of 180.65 miles per hour.  The woman Koepka hit has lost eyesight in her right eye. This lady should be thanking god himself that she isn’t dead, seeing as the ball hit her square in the forehead. I mean the report literally states the right eyeball exploded” I cant even fathom that, that’s like a visual that happens in a Tarantino movie. Either way, this lady lucked out because at least Koepka signed a glove for her, I mean yeah she lost 50% of her sight but whatever at least she has a smelly Koepka glove with a scribble on it. Also, there’s reports now that Koepka and Dustin Johnson almost had a brawl in the European team room, which I am not going to lie I would have loved seeing, I would have maybe even watched the Ryder Cup to see them brawl. What do you think, Dustin Johnson or Brooks Koepka if they had an actual fight? Let me know in the comments

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: THE LEAGUE HAS BEEN ADDED TO HULU

I repeat, this is not a drill, The League has been added to Hulu. I was DEVESTATED when it was removed from Netflix. This honestly just lifted my spirits, I wasn’t really sad but I am happier than I was 5 minutes ago for sure. The League is quite possibly, one of the best shows of all time. The league is a MUST watch for football fans, and I would recommend it with a 72/5 star rating. If any of my followers need my Hulu info to watch this magnificent masterpiece of TV, let me know.

NFL Week 4 in Review

I guess I will start with the fact that everything is right in the world again, the Bills go back to being horrible, the Browns lose again (although it was one of the best games to watch), and the Dolphins lost to the Patriots like they usually do. First game I am going to talk about is Texans vs. Colts, the Texans slipped away with a victory in OT over the Colts, Deshaun Watson looked like he did prior to his season ending ACL tear in 2017 when he was poised to have a record breaking rookie season, Watson threw for 375 yards and 2 touchdowns, while rushing for 41 yards and another touchdown. Watson looked good and he showed he has a strong rapport with wide receiver Deandre Hopkins who caught 10 passes for 169 yards and a touchdown, if the Texans keep to this level of offense they will be a touch match-up in the weeks to come. Andrew Luck was no slouch in this game either, he threw for 464 yards and 4 touchdowns, however the Colts had to rely heavily on the passing game since their number one running back Marlon Mack was out of the game. Expect to see a huge performance from the Colts in future games if they get their running game back to normal. Now, onto the Bears vs Tampa Bay, this game was an atrocity and I am pretty sure Mitch Trubisky broke a couple of the Geneva Conventions laws when he murdered Tampa Bay on live television. Mitch Trubisky looked like a top QB in the league yesterday when he used just about every single member of the team to throw a touchdown pass to. Tampa Bay on the other hand needs to just find a new QB because fitztragic and Jameis Winston combined could barely get points on the board. Moving on to the Cowboys vs Lions, Dak Prescott threw for over 200 yards, FINALLY. The Cowboys have a serious issue with lack of serious talent at wide receiver, Dak Prescott is not a bad QB, but without any weapons to throw to, you’re going to have an inefficient passing game. I feel like the Lions always do this, they have like 6 – 8 losses every season that are nail biters, but they just end up messing up time management in the fourth quarter and end up with the loss. The Patriots Vs. Dolphins games, Jaguars Vs. Jets games, and Green Bay Vs. Buffalo games all really spoke for themselves, the Jets and Buffalo look inefficient as ever in their Sunday night losses, where the rookie QB just cant get the job done, granted they both faced powerhouse teams, the Jets playing against one of the best defenses in the NFL with the Jaguars, and the Bills playing against veteran QB Aaron Rodgers. Both the Jets and the Bills need some serious work on their offense if they want to be contenders for the playoffs this year. The Patriots just obliterated the Dolphins, but I don’t want to look too much into this one seeing as this always happens, the Dolphins almost always will have this 3 or 4 game period where they look phenomenal and then they just fall apart, and expect the Patriots to be a threat to any team they play in the league starting this Thursday when Julian Edelman returns to the roster fresh off of his roids. I lost money on the next game Falcons Vs the Bengals, what a let down, I really thought I was going to cover on this one, then Andy Dalton and his merry band of douchebag receivers had to drive down the field at the last second to avenge Tyler Eiferts broken glass ankle. Both teams looked good however, and I will be betting on the over if they play again. For the last 1 o’clock game, Eagles Vs Titans , I am going to level with you, I straight up didn’t even watch this game because I am still sour over the Superbowl, and I thought the Titans were going to get smoked, I am elated to say however, that the Titans won, and I still hate the Eagles. For the 4 o’clock games, the best of which was the Browns vs the Raiders, where Baker Mayfield looked… okay. Yes, the Browns put 42 points on the board and lost in OT, but Baker Mayfield turned over the ball 4 times, 2 of which were in the redzone, showing that he still has a lot of room to improve. The Raiders had their first win of the season, but it was against the Browns so its essentially irrelevant. The only thing I am going to say about the 49ers vs the Chargers game is that the 49ers should probably buy a vending machine that spits out QBs because they’re running out of options. Next 2 games I won some money on, so I was a bit more interested in them. the Seahawks Vs. the Cardinals, the only reason this game was interesting was because I had money on it. Josh Rosen looked run of the mill, he did have a few passes that really impressed me, but in the end he couldn’t get the win for the Cardinals who stay at an abysmal 0-4 going into week 5 (Josh Rosens new nickname is the Hebrew Shammer I will only refer to him as that moving forward). Last of the 4 o’clock games was the Saints vs the Giants, the Saints did what the always do, beat teams that are worse then them. The Saints ran over the Giants (literally, Kamara had 136 yards and 3 touchdowns, and was in my fantasy lineup which is probably why he did so well) the Giants need to find a way to stop the run or they’re going to have a very long season in front of them. Also, I have little to no faith in Eli Manning, I think hes a garbage person and will always live in his brothers shadow. Lastly, we will talk about the prime time game, Steelers Vs. the Raiders, aren’t the Steelers supposed to be good? Although James Conner and Ryan Switzer together are performing as well as one could hope, they just don’t provide the explosive play power that Bell brought to the Steelers offense, and it is very clear that his presence is missed. The Ravens looked a lot better than I thought they would, with John Brown providing deep threat play ability I didn’t think he possessed.  So im 3-2 on my bets going into Monday night football, expect it to be 4-2 when the Chiefs humiliate the Broncos tonight. Let me know your thoughts in the comments, and I have been thinking of starting a weekly podcast, let me know if you would like to see that happen!