Ellen, you have no god damned right to shave off the legend that was Julian Edelman’s beard. I didn’t watch the episode so I don’t know the full context of the situation, but I don’t give a shit.
So many intriguing trades have fired off in the last 48 hours.
I mean don’t get me wrong, I’ve been gloating every single chance I get to any fan who I can irritate, because well it’s my sworn duty as a Patriots fan, but I’m still slightly depressed.
This blog will be short and sweet. The Pacers beat the Lakers last night by 42 points and they didn’t even have Oladipo. The Lakers are full strength minus Lonzo Ball, who basically doesn’t matter because he’s a dump truck. The Lakers suck no matter what they do, no matter how many titles they have, they are just disgusting. They suck and they always will. Go ahead and land Anthony Davis and still only win 40 games. So pathetic and hilarious
I wanna start off with some simple math. 6 divided by 18 is .33333333, or some say 33%. 9 divided by 18 is .50. 6 divided by 9 is .66. Why do these matter? Six rings in 9 tries over 18 years equals domination. The Patriots won the Super Bowl last night and even though I was way too sloshed to remember everything, the highlights refreshed my rotten memory.
We belong here! We have earned this season in and season out. We have proved that we are the best to play the game time and time again. Tom Brady will continue to prove he is the greatest on repeat like a scratched up linkin park CD.
First off, we’re calling him Patty now, so get used to it, secondly if you disagree with me, you don’t know anything and you should pick a different sport to watch you absolute and total Troglodyte.