Drama queen shit head Kyrie Irving is most likely going to take his happy ass somewhere else after Boston fans marveled at his game and gave him great support for 2 seasons. He went from my current favorite player to being one of my least liked players solely because of the toxicity he brought to the Celtics way.
I’ve been saying since the start of the season that the Toronto Raptors are the real deal. Kawhi, not Giannis, has been the best player in the NBA all season. He doesn’t give a shit about stats, accolades, or media attention. He just wants to win games. And he’s one win away from being an NBA champion for the 2nd time in his career. The first time he accomplished that feat, he was on a team that featured legends like Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobli. The Spurs weren’t his team yet. He’s running his own team now, and this Raptors squad is poised to take down a dynasty.
The Golden State Warriors have owned the league since 2015, and they could lose their grasp on it tonight. Despite the fact that KD hasn’t played in the series so far, all the fuckin bum analysts and haters said that the Warriors are actually better without him. Now the same cockamamie douchebags are begging for Durant to come back and save the Warriors. It’s quite hilarious how stupid some people are. Durant should return tonight, so that gives less people the right to say “Kawhi beat the Warriors without KD.”
Tonight is the night where Toronto could win their first ever NBA Finals. Where Kawhi could solidify his case for best player in the world. And they could do it in Toronto. An entire country will be rooting for their team, and 2 entire countries will be rooting against Golden State. Kawhi and the Raptors can handle that pressure. I originally predicted the Warriors would win once again, but I believe I was wrong. Unless Durant can help the Warriors pull off a miracle, Toronto is gonna win. And we won’t see the end of Drake for a while.
Bruins vs Blues baby! Every Boston team besides the Celtics will have the chance to for the national championship in their respective sport. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.
There’s so many names we could choose for the Blue Jackets that would be extremely fitting for them right now. They just swept the Tampa Bay Lightning, who just had a historic season and had perhaps the NHL MVP on their team.
Texas Tech upsets Gonzaga, Virginia outlasts Purdue, Auburn stuns Kentucky, and Duke shits the bed and finally loses as Michigan State slaps their dick across the Blue Devils’ foreheads. These 4 teams cut the nets and are dancing into the most exciting playoff semifinals in all of sports.
These motherfuckers must be spiking their Lucky Charms with Human Growth Hormone because they have absolutely demolished any pitcher they’ve faced so far. Currently it’s the bottom of the 2nd inning against Nathan Eovaldi and they’ve launched 3 solo homers. They scored 12 runs on 5 home runs last night on Opening Day. These crazy sons of bitches are just destroying everything they see and it’s not fun to watch as a Sox fan. They might win every single game this season. They could put a 5th grader on the mound and still hit enough home runs a game to win every single game this season. We are witnessing history, folks. The Seattle Slammers would also be way cooler than the Bronx Bombers, mainly because they have to hit the ball significantly longer to get it out of T-Mobile Stadium. Just absolute insanity.
Shoutout to the DameTime! Network, a podcast network run by my good buddy Duke Large. I’m going to be starting my own podcast called Just Dingers with two other dudes. We’ll be talking all the hot shit about the MLB and I’ll probably give some hot takes. If you enjoy my blogs, then definitely check out the podcast too. I’ll be posting a link when the podcast is up and running. Stay tuned folks ⚾️