It’s So Fucking Hard To Be A Patriots Fan

You guys dont get it, you non-believer heathens that follow Teams that aren’t led by our lord and savior Thomas Brady. But if you were a Patriots fan, you would realize it’s not as fun as it seems.

Most of you fucks get to stop watching football in late Decemeber/early January, we have to always essentially watch until the first weekend in February, not to mention ALL THE FUCKING PARADES! I mean could you guys imagine having to go to all these things like us Pat’s fans have too? Also we have to deal with other teams HATING us. I mean when you literally beat every garbage team over and over again, you make some natural enemies. Also, we have more shit we have to buy. We have to but Jerseys, Conference T shirts, Superbowl champion tshirts, and a fucking hat to make the set. You other teams in the AFC dont get that option because your shit gets sent to Africa for kids to wear when your team inevtiably loses. I’m very fucking hyped for this superbowl, and will be running a live tweet off of my Twitter @degensportsblog should be pretty funny. Also, literally every other team in the NFL INCLUDING the rams, suck this patriotic fucking dick because were getting that 6th ring.

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