The Celtics are Stinky as Fuck

I usually don’t post rants about my favorite team but here we go. It’s too early to give up on the Celtics, but I really fucking want to. They are currently losing to the New York Knicks by almost 25 at home and I want to just fly up to Boston and personally beat the shit out of everyone on this team, specifically Marcus Smart and Jaylen Brown. The Celtics NEVER should have re-signed Smart. He is a brick factory and is so fucking stupid when it comes to shooting. He is a consistently shitty situational shooter and it ruins this team. Jaylen needs to pull his head out of his stinky ass and play some basketball. This team is awful. They play all this iso bullshit and don’t move the ball, they shoot 3’s even though they know for a fact they suck at them, and they lose to bad teams as regularly as they do to good teams. They are a sorry sack of shit and they better turn it around or else they will NOT make the playoffs. They need to go through the Raptors, Bucks, Sixers, Pacers, Pistons, Hornets, and even the FUCKING ORLANDO MAGIC if they even want to make the postseason. It is extremely pathetic and I really hope my team gets their shit together before I give up and stop following them the rest of the season.

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