Just wanted to get a quick blog out before the shitshow that is my alcoholic nature surfaces tonight. I’m going to be throwing up on slutty girls shoes by 1030 tonight if I do my job right. But anyways, tomorrow we have football starting at 930 AM if you’re lucky enough to live on the east coast. But the 930 game doesnt even really count since the Eagles are going to break the Jaguars like I’m going to break my sobriety tonight ( I’ve been 9 hours sober). Make sure you get royally fucked up and bet every game blackout drunk it makes for the best results on Sunday.