Tampa Bay Halftime Shit Show

Well being wrong on your first prediction? Going to level with you folks it does not feel good, granted we’re at halftime and all I need is a 1 point victory for Tampa to cover, crazier comebacks have occurred *Reference Patriots 2017 Superbowl victory*. Let’s talk Fitzmagic, the first two picks he threw were and still are inconsequential as they weren’t his fault, first one happened on a popup when a linemen got his hands on it, and the second one Mike Evan’s didn’t run his route correctly (third one falls on him though, fucking garbage pass). Although he threw three picks essentially back to back, he came out the next drive and wasn’t afraid to sling the ball for a huge gain to Evan’s, dudes got balls of steel, its like getting turned down three times in a row at the local bar and asking the next girl you see if she wants to fuck. The second half belongs to Tampa and I smell a comeback coming. Also real quick on the new roughing the passer rules, they’re ruining the fucking game, from what I’ve gathered so far if a player sneezes on a QB, Its about a 600 yard penalty and the team loses their first round picks for the next 35 years. They’re punishing 300 lb dudes on this rule that literally cant stop running because they’re essentially a mac truck going downhill in a snowstorm without brakes. Its bullshit and it’s not only ruining football, but its causing a rift to form between myself and my bookie because, well quite frankly I cant pay the dude if I keep getting screwed like this.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s