Listen everyone, with a staff of two people we have been very busy especially since we are in the same National Guard unit. We are doing a large scale mission that I cant get into big details about, however we have been getting ready for this event for quite some time and it starts today and we will be without our phones for a month, we hope that you look forward to getting some more awesome blogs from us when we get home in about a month. Thanks for reading, and I hope you keep reading when we get back!
There’s so many names we could choose for the Blue Jackets that would be extremely fitting for them right now. They just swept the Tampa Bay Lightning, who just had a historic season and had perhaps the NHL MVP on their team.
They told him he would never be here again. They told him he was washed up and that he would never win another major. But with all the doubt on him and against all odds, Tiger Woods showed us all he is still the best of the best in the PGA.
Listen. I’m a Tiger fan boy, there I said ot. I’ve watched the dude since I was a kid, and I respect the way he gives it all on the course, and to denny’s waitresses.
Texas Tech upsets Gonzaga, Virginia outlasts Purdue, Auburn stuns Kentucky, and Duke shits the bed and finally loses as Michigan State slaps their dick across the Blue Devils’ foreheads. These 4 teams cut the nets and are dancing into the most exciting playoff semifinals in all of sports.
These motherfuckers must be spiking their Lucky Charms with Human Growth Hormone because they have absolutely demolished any pitcher they’ve faced so far. Currently it’s the bottom of the 2nd inning against Nathan Eovaldi and they’ve launched 3 solo homers. They scored 12 runs on 5 home runs last night on Opening Day. These crazy sons of bitches are just destroying everything they see and it’s not fun to watch as a Sox fan. They might win every single game this season. They could put a 5th grader on the mound and still hit enough home runs a game to win every single game this season. We are witnessing history, folks. The Seattle Slammers would also be way cooler than the Bronx Bombers, mainly because they have to hit the ball significantly longer to get it out of T-Mobile Stadium. Just absolute insanity.
Gronk. The first thing I’m going to say is thank you for everything you have done for the Patriots as an organization, and your legacy will live on forever.